Wednesday 17th March

Today is a momentous today, not for me, but for my better half, who turns the big four-zero. It seems not so long ago that I regarded it as necrophilia, dating a lady beyond 20-years. So it has to be a special day. Tomoko opens her birthday cards over breakfast, Lily and Daisy sing an [...]

Tuesday 16th March

Today is the annual Champagne Bureau tasting/social at the Banquetting Hall near Trafalgar Square. As usual, it is thronging with people, of which about 50% are there to taste champagne and 50% there to meet their mates. Of course, it’s all glitz…this is Champagne after all, with a heavy presence of media, represented today by the [...]

Monday 15th March

Bugger, bugger, bugger. Last minute deadlines mean that I have to forego this morning’s “Cool Sonoma” seminar. I am sure that Sonoma is cool, but verification will have to wait another day. Instead, I attend the Napa Valley tasting to taste through the likes of Peter Michael Winery, Diamond Creek, Littorai etc. and then off [...]

Sunday 14th March

Today I become an uncle, in no small part thanks to the arrival of Daniel Thomas Martin, checking into this world at around ten in the morning. This has severe implications. Firstly, our monopoly of babysitting rights is no more and consequently I have had to provisionally reserve mum and dad every weekend until…well…until Lily [...]

Saturday 13th March

I take Daisy to the local surgery for her swine flu vaccination. She is a brave girl, barely flinches when she has the injection although her dad averts his eyes since he feels nauseous at the sight of needle penetrating skin. He congratulates himself for being a brave boy. Daisy receives a chocolate button for her bravery [...]

Friday 12th March

Goldie is still alive, but is still looking morose and suicidal. I am worried he may try to drown himself. Another day of intense writing and then in the evening, we try out a new local Indian restaurant, since the last one has not been up to scratch. First good sign: they take friggin’ ages [...]

Thursday 11th March

I am worried about our goldfish. Goldfish are supposed to waggle their tails and do lengths of the fishtank, but “Goldie” floats like flotsam in the corner, virtually motionless. It reminds me of the final, frenetic scene in the Blair Witch Project, whereupon in the final reel, you catch a fleeting, disturbing glimpse of that presumedly possessed guy [...]

Wednesday 10th March

Solid writing all day. I mean real, foot the floor, hardcore writing interrupted only by Daisy demanding that I take her upstairs for a wee. “Why not mummy?” “I want you to take me” “Why do you want me to take you for a wee?” “Because you’re daddy…” End of argument. Despite writing about 5,000 [...]

Tuesday 9th March

I have had enough of First Growths, DRC, Yquem, cult New World wines…sod ‘em all. I’m off to Tescos for their annual new release showcase to taste wines that I can actually afford. I catch the train to the Royal Festival Hall, catch a lift to the top floor and yes, I must admit, a couple of wine [...]

Monday 8th March

Word of the day: uxorious. Uxorious it to be besotted by your wife but paradoxically, uxoricide is the act or murdering your wife. I guess there is a thin line between love and hate. The entire days is spent researching the history of Weingut Dönnhoff, adding more appointments in Bordeaux and researching the history of [...]