Aaaarrrrghhh! It is 11 o’clock on Christmas morning and I have spent the last two hours screaming increasingly offensive expletives at a “Disney Princess” kitchenette that I am trying (and failing) to screw together. The instructions’ diagrams have been scrawled by the same misanthrope responsible for IKEA’s. Is this some bloody IQ test? I should [...]
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